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[[A mischievous, curious person empties a small bag into a whrrring machine]]
[[Machine makes progressively less happy *kachunk*, *tshhhh*, *clickclickclick* and *grind* noises]]
[[Machine pops, then beeps in a tone of utter defeat]]
Holiday tip: Coinstar does not handle chocolate coins well.
{{Title text: Plus they take like 9%.}}
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