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[[Man is talking to woman. Woman holds up a diode.]]
Man: We need to talk.
Woman: Okay, but first hold the end of this diode.
[[They hold the diode]]
Man: You hurt my feelings yesterday.
Woman: You embarassedme with my family last weekend.
[[They are still holding the diode between them]]
Man: I'm sorry.
{{Title text: And the worst part is you won't apologize.}}
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