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[[The Burning Bush of Exodus fame speaks to Moses, who is shielding himself with his arm, as if a great gust of wind is overtaking him.]]
Bush: I AM THAT I AM, THE *LORD* YOUR GOD AND THE GOD OF YOUR FATHERS, OF ABRAHAM, OF ISAAC, AND OF JACOB.
[[A droid comes into frame, Moses looks down at it.]]
Bush: AND THIS IS MY COUNTERPART, R2-D2.
<<BLEEP BLOOP>>
{{Title text: Great, LO-M. Do you speak Bocce? I'm supposed to find one that speaks Bocce.}}
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