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[[A man finds a tape measure]]
Man: Hey, a tape measure!
[[He extends the tape measure]]
[[The tape measure falls]]
[[He tries again]]
Man: Eight feet! I wonder if that's a world record?
[[He imagines ... In an olympic stadium]]
Audience: Go! Go! Gooooo!