[[The front page of a newspaper entitled The Daily News. The photo on the right is of a man at a podium blocking his face from an attack from a large bird, and the headline on the left reads 'DEFICIT HAWK ATTACKED BY REGULAR ONE'.]]
{{Title text: I will vote, no questions asked, for any candidate who describes themselves as more of a deficit sugar glider.\""}}
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