[[A man is sitting in an armchair, playing with an iPad. A woman is looking over his shoulder.]]
Man: Navigating Google Maps on the iPad is fun. It feels so futuristic.
Man: Swoosh! Zoom!
Woman: There are, right now, monkeys controlling robotic arms via neural implants.
Woman: A huge and alien future is barreling toward us. And I can't WAIT.
Woman: But no, your iPad is cool, too.
Man: Stop spoiling my future with your slightly more distant one.
{{Title text: Maybe we're all gonna die, but we're gonna die in *really cool ways*.}}
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